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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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