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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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