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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rufus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺

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