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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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