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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Murphy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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