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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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