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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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