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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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