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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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