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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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