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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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