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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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