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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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