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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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