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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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