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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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