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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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