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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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