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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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