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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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