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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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