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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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