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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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