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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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