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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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