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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Snort eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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