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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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