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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Misty eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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