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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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