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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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