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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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