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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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