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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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