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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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