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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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