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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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