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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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