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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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