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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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