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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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