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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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