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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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