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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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