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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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