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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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