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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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