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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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