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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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