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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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