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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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