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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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