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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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