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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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