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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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