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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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