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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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