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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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