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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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