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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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