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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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