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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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