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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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