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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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