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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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