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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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