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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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