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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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