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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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