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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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