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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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