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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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